Have You Ever....?

Have you ever squeezed a bottle of mustard so hard that the top popped off and mustard shot all over the kitchen...as well as your dear spouse sitting across the table from you?  

 Thank You, Tim for sharing this "Have You Ever....?" story.  Even though it wasn't you who squeezed the mustard or received the shower of the yellow stuff, the story needed telling.  Maybe the entire story with all of its details will get out there someday.